What to do in Milan Italy!

Video game inside an Indy car at the Dallara factory in Indianapolis (not a real simulator)
 

I'm not in Milan, have never been to Milan, and may never actually visit Milan, but IF I was there, here's a little suggestion: Drive a real Ferrari F1 car simulator!  Ferrari Simulation Center

Driving a simulator even once would be a blast, so that would leave plenty of time during the rest of a vacation to take part in what I like to call "eat some Italian food"! But as the joke goes, over in Italy they just call it eating "food".

From looking at the website in the link above, there are four simulators, and you can book your day and time in advance! You could even send me a coupon good for a visit and I'd be happy to tell you how much fun it is! And while you're at it, why not throw in some airfare and a passport for me and I'll be ready to go!

OK, seriously, before you send me money to drive the simulator in Italy, you should know that there's a few rules for riding the simulator:  

--------REGULATION-------
- MAXIMUM PASSENGERS PER RIDE: 1
- MAXIMUM WEIGHT PER PASSENGER: 264 LB. / 120 KG
- DRIVER MINIMUM HEIGHT: 55 in. /1.50 m
THE SIMULATION WILL LAST 7 MINUTES.

Let's see if I meet those regulations:

1: Yes, there is only 1 of me (aren't you glad?)
2: Yes, I weigh less than 264 pounds!
3: Yes, I'm at least 55 inches tall!

Looks like I'm good to go!