ONLY TECH-MAN, with his mechanical mind for minutia can maneuver his minions to inspect, inject, and instigate your ignition.
ONLY TECH-MAN, with the eerily exacting eyes can see your silly string-shrouded tie-down straps that couldn't hold a battery in place if your beater-mobile was on the heavy gravity surface of the sun.
ONLY TECH-MAN, with his superior sniffing super-sensing schnoz could possibly detect that your bone dry master brake cylinder just might not be able to stop your car safely when you brake hard going into that big sweeper for the 20th time in one day.
Yes, we all owe a big thanks to TECH-MAN for keeping us all just a little bit safer, happier, and faster!
THANK YOU TECH-MAN!!