NMS to Drive for Cadillac F1 Team in 2026?

Note to Cadillac F1 Team: NMS knows how to get to VICTORY LANE, and since you still need two drivers for next year...WILL DRIVE FOR FOOD!

Besides the F1 movie being released this week, the NMS World Headquarters was the scene of a chaotic press conference this morning, when NMS Media announced that the team was in discussions with Cadillac to drive their Formula 1 cars in 2026. When asked to confirm the status of these talks, the team spokesperson said, "What? I can NOT confirm or deny at this time that the new Cadillac F1 team will need TWO drivers, but I will confirm that the NMS team HAS two drivers." 

When questioned for more information on what this pile of gibberish was supposed to mean, the NMS representative said, "Look, I'll make this easy for you. Has Cadillac announced their drivers yet? No, they have not. Does that mean that the NMS drivers are in the running. Yes, that's what that means, that's what I'm saying, that until they announce someone else IS driving, then our two guys have to be considered as in the running."

At this point the room exploded with everyone trying to ask more questions and get answers, but the NMS team only pointed out the free water fountain and stale crackers for the press and left the scene. Film at 11.