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Brian points out the kart shell, all 7.5 feet of it. |
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Did I mention the FREE TOOLS? Thanks to Northern Tools. |
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You didn't forget the FREE TOOLS, did you? Tools courtesy of Northern Tools. |
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What's an Announce Party? Well, they had FREE FOOD! They had FREE DRINKS! They had FREE TOOLS! They had a FREE KART for each team! They had a DJ! I'd say that qualifies as a party! |
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Klutch 1/2-inch impact tool set. Thank you very much! |
Please add the team name for your Red Bull Non-Stock 600
entry.
THE
“MAX WIIINGS #33” BUNCH OF IDIOTS (BOI) RACING TEAM
Please share a description of your Red Bull Non-Stock 600
entry.
The Max Wiiings #33 Bunch of Idiots (BOI)
Racing Team Red Bull Non-Stock 600 Kart is truly a graphic and aerodynamic work
of art. The body was developed in an alternate Earth timeline, where it appears
that the Red Bull team and designers hit upon the theory that since “Red Bull
Gives You Wiiings”, then MORE wiiings is better!
Based on this assumption, the alternate timeline car does bear a slight resemblance to the Red Bull race car, but it now has more wiiings. As in, a LOT more wiiings! Like let's say 33 wings!! The visual impact of this incredible and all original automotive design combines the slickest graphics package in the Carolinas (North, South, East, West, whatever) with the instantly recognizable ZING of drinking your favorite Red Bull, which results in one titanic face melting engine-powered vehicle. With more wiiings per capita than a flock of flying monkeys, the “MAX WIIINGS #33” is sure to be a fan favorite in this timeline.
Please share a team biography for your Red Bull Non-Stock
600 entry.
The “MAX WIIINGS #33” team is made
up of South Carolina residents who have competed in a variety of automotive
events. Often driving under the alias “Bunch of Idiots,” the BOIs have a proven
record of having fun and being competitive behind the wheel, and even sometimes
on the track! Highlights from the current Earth timeline include winning the
Lucky Dog race series with a Miata, as well as taking a Class C win in a 24
Hours of Lemons race in their wacky 1970s Dodge Coronet. The team has taken a
pledge on a stack of speeding tickets to give 100% to the Red Bull Non-Stock
600.
The
varied skills and strengths of the “MAX WIIINGS #33” BOI team is anchored by
the driving prowess of “Big Kyle” Ray-Smith, “Lucky Luke” O’Hara, “Iceman
Brian” Nixon, and “Uncle Bob” Nixon.
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Toolbox with safety glasses and gloves. |
Oh, and one final thing. Before the actual kart race, each team has to put on a short and hopefully entertaining skit. We're working on that and have a pretty basic outline, so that's just one more thing on the to-do list before getting to drive in the main event. Look for more updates on this story over the next month, including our unveiling of our car's design concept drawings.
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