TOP SECRET: PROJECT "K"

Could this be Project K?

An anonymous source, deep within the NMS team, has revealed the existence of what is being called "Project K." Little is known about this project, nor the exact significance of the use of the letter "K." Given what we know about the NMS team in general, (also known as the Bunch of Idiots) we have to assume that these people don't even know how to spell. This opens up the possibility that this secret project actually involves a word starting with the letter "C." Our leading theory at this time is that it has something to do with what scientists call a "Car," which 9 out of 10 dentists recommend starts with the letter "C" and not the letter "K." Actually a "CAR" doesn't start with a "C" because it starts with the starter motor getting the crank going until the combustion cycle fires up! Hey, this reminds me of one of my favorite trivia questions:

    Q: What do you call the person that graduates last in their Medical School class?

    A: "Doctor"

I'm not seeing any letter "K" clues here...

While we're still very early in the development of this story, one other totally believable working theory is that the NMS team has already failed at multiple Projects A through J. That leads this reporter to the hypothesis that whatever Project "K" might be, it is sure to be another failure. 

Does it stand for Kryptonite Krank Arms and Pistons?

We've speculated in the past that one of the NMS team drivers might advance to Formula 1, but we currently don't know of anything related to that racing series that uses the letter K. This new project then might be related to other automotive endeavors using the letter K, such as an Evil Knievel style motorcycle jump. With no other sources or background at this time, let's go with that as an option. If you don't know about Evil Knievel, check it out. 

Could it be braKe rotors or a K member?

Our only other clue about Project K is that one of the secretly leaked early milestones is coming up on September 22nd, so maybe there will be more to report in the near future. For now, we're keeping our eye on automotive news in the Carolinas that might give us more information on Project K.